It's like the Eye of Sauron peering into my belly

I had some sashimi from Sarku Japan yesterday afternoon. By yesterday evening, all I had was a raw, gaping hole in my abdomen that was made when my stomach made a break for it.

Sarku? More like Sauron.

I'm not sure what I was thinking. Sashimi and nigirizushi from a fast food place? Makizushi, especially California roll type things, sure. Nice and safe. But raw tuna, octopus and salmon? This crap was stale, dry and flavorless. Even the wasabi was awful (of course it's not true wasabi, just horseradish and food coloring, but I swear they pulled this horseradish out of a dirty ass). Never again. The stuff from Market Basket was higher quality.

Seriously, fuck you Sarku Japan.